roach-works:

prokopetz:

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

angel: BE NOT AFRAID

human: oh fuck this is gonna be a group project isn’t it

angel: YES….

human: oh fuck, oh shit. goddamn it. 

angel: I CAN TAKE A LESS TERRIFYING FORM IF THAT WOULD HELP

human: buddy you could be a box of kittens and it wouldn’t do shit for my blood pressure right now